Now lets begin with Wrasslin. You like to watch them men with their tighties all huggin and squeezin on eachother Right?
You do seem to be quite OB Sessed with those almost nude men all oiled up and purdy lookin with their tanned bodies. Do you
have a body like that HUBA? are you all tanned? Do you like to exercize? if not THEN Why you are starin at these guys all
(blank stare and a moment of silence)
Ya See, Huba "the pink Tuba" When people are all concerned about you like they have been lately It's
for your own good. You have been attracting a lot of attention lately and you have also been messin up.
So sometimes a boy like you is bound to wander off the "straight" and narrow. And YOU?...Boy...
ANd HOW! EEEk!
My advice to you Huba is to first stop watching all them men on TV doing that (wrasslin) with each other and get
yourself out of the house and come out and have a drink Down here AT CLINTOOONS DItch with Me, Bobby Winfield. I'll
buy ya a Glass of Whiskey and introduce you to some of the bar fly chicks hangin around me all the time. I got's lotso cash
and I like to spend it here at the Ditch.
Boy! get yourself outta them Males Only, hands allgrabbin, nuttwistin, tight pants wearin, kissy clubs
you like to go to. (Yuck!) ( YOU actually KISSED A FELLA ,or two three? an other STuuuuF!!!!!!)
You have just been smacked out into left field where all the weirdos hangout and it's a Home Run for
Bobby Winfield. "the New Talk Of The Town"
Youer Sooo Like yesterday! Get A reaal Job Ya Salami Slicin fudgepackin belly hangin chubby faced Wanker! SeeYa Huba!
Warning: We at Bobbyknowsbest get all of the latest scoops and Gossip and if
we don't like ya we'll let ya have it good! Real Good!
Especialy if ya mess with our Pride and Joy Bobby "TheBoozeBrain"
everyone tell Huba next time ya see him
"NO oNe Can Like Bobby Can"